Pastiche Mentality

While in line (there was no line) at the book store, I noticed this one guy flirting with the cashier, asking her questions about herself. I watched his body language and smile, and I watched hers. Next thing you know she says to me, far from her, "CASH, CHECK, OR CREDIT? (Me: credit!) I can take you over here!" Soon he leaves.

Her: Ewww... gross!
Me: Hahaha... I had a feeling I knew what was going on. That was funny.
Her: Blah blah thank you. You're my life-saver! :D
Me: Blah blah
Her: I DO like your hair though. :)
Me: Wait... now are YOU hitting on me?
Her: NO nooo... blah blah. :D
Me: I'm just kidding. :) But it DOES start up some cool conversations. blah

She was pretty.

Pretty fat. O_o